10 Ways To Avoid Blowing A Gasket And Keep Your Job

Heads up people, it is the 21st century and you need to learn how to properly use a computer.  If you don’t know, learn.  If you screw up, don’t come crying to me to fix it and get the heck off my team at work.  IT is not part of my job description, and you generate more problems than you fix.  Please, give me a break.

1. Gripe to sympathetic coworker.
2. Ask for suggestions from Twitter friends (under an alias).
3. Go for a walk (not interesting but good way to expend energy).
4. Assume the lotus position and meditate on “Goosfraba”.
5. Stick pins in the voodoo doll that lives on your desk.
6. Play NOM NOM NOM 4 FUD (if it doesn’t make you laugh, you are not human).
7. Hang out on I Has A Hotdog or I Can Has Cheezeburger.
8. Visit F My Life.  Other people have it worse off than you.
9. Write out detailed murder scenario for that thriller you keep in the seekrit file.
10. Install a dart board on the back of your office door.  Use pictures of varied coworkers.