Okay, so this is totally non-writing related, but one of the nifty features of the WordPress dashboard is a block that shows the search terms that people used to find my blog. Pot and I have this ritual of reporting the odd ones to each other for a laugh. Last night I got the mack daddy of all strange ones thus far, and I just had to share.
“I put my head up her skirt.”
Anybody have any idea a) what anybody would be searching for for real with those words, b) how in the heck they found their way HERE, c) why there were not one but TWO clicks from those search words?
But hey, I love new readers, so I’ll take ’em however they happen to land on my metaphorical doorstep. But I’m still shaking my head in bewilderment.