So yesterday it finally seemed to sink in for my boss when I pointed out that my coworker’s due date was 3 days ago and she’s going to give birth any day and then NOT BE HERE for about 6 weeks. As in won’t be able to do stuff. You should see the pile of stuff boss has given her this last week. As if the GINORMOUS belly that appears it’s housing a butterball turkey and a half wasn’t clue enough. But as I have said before, my boss is nothing if not entirely clueless.
And you know what my boss does? I shit you not. She giggled and started tapping her fingers together like some B movie villain as she talked about putting everything on me. Honest to God. I expected Mr. Bigglesworth to be perched on her shoulder.
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Danger Will Robinson!
This woman is effing insane.
SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!
Chances are I am never going to be in a position where I can carry out any of my “I quit and you suck” fantasies (I’m just too chickenshit that I might someday need a letter of recommendation and don’t want to burn that bridge), but really, all I REALLY want is to GET OUT OF HERE away from HER. Whenever I leave and for whatever reason I leave, I am changing my phone number (or blocking all of hers–whichever is cheaper and easier with the phone company). She is TOXIC.