Okay, you all know how much I adore generators. They’re one of my favorite ways to waste time. I got an email from a reader the other day introducing me to Generator Land. Oh goody! They’ve got a Character Name Generator that produced the following on first click “Sarah Twitch, impartial scribe from Topeka.” Sarah Twitch. Sounds like a cozy heroine to me! There’s a Horoscope Generator. This was mine: Being unique just means you don’t fit in. • Get out of the way. • Your next Career: Taxidermist • Just go sleep on the couch tonight. You don’t want to know why.
Oh and then there was the British Town Name Generator that gave me: Grimcotttippy on Bland, Dorset.
Law Firm Generator: Bendix, Smood & Boondoggle
Subdivision Name Generator: Wandering Shrub Meadows (sounds like members of the wizarding community to me)
Clearly I must be stopped…