So I’m home sick today with a massive sinus headache. Until someone kindly removes the hatchet buried between my eyes and the pick axe buried in my neck, I’m having trouble thinking, so for your enjoyment I am sending you to the Paranormal Romance generator, shamelessly swiped from The Generator Blog.
A few examples:
He’s an invisible elf. She’s a vampire with hives.
But he is her jailer. Will they find love?
When a raging vampire takes her lover, a ghost
must defy a dragon to bring him home.
He’s a vengeful spirit. She’s a demon.
But she suspects his motives. Will they find love?
Personally the vampire with hives sounds promising…
Today I am hanging out with H. C. Palmquist’s cat (though he’s on a different time zone, so it’s not quite up yet).