Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
This is a Writers’ Service Announcement:
If you write murder mysteries, please be advised: Following an intimate encounter with your spouse, if he asks “What are you thinking?”, don’t tell him that you’re contemplating the disposition of the next body appearing in Chapter Five. It’s one of those cases when honesty is not the best policy.
Thank you.
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